In this cheeky love letter to 1980's clothing, a pair of Big Apple fashionistas, and their misfit sidekick, embrace the thrills of materialism in their scheme to export two suitcases worth of vintage casual-wear to unfortunate teenagers through the Russian black market.

Dressing an Ape in Armani is the story of Cupid – a hard-drinking, bitter Cupid – who would like nothing more than to be unemployed.  The trick is that in order to get fired he has to break up couples he has previously brought together. 

In a world where medicine has eradicated natural death, one man tries to save his father from the government’s population control program.

An odd man has developed the single-most impressive invention that is about to change his life and the lives of others.  On his way to the nearest patent office, the inventor traverses the backwoods of Wisconsin where his elation turns to goodwill.  He stops to offer a roaming drifter a ride, to which the drifter reluctantly accepts.  Over the course of the next few hours, the drifter becomes more and more interested in the man’s great invention, finally learning that it takes a smart man to create something but a true genius to understand how it works.